Random Thoughts for the Day:

by **Spinland** on Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:42 pm

Courtesy of my mother...

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well...

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

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by **Spinland** on Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:11 pm

by **Spinland** on Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:14 am

Mondays always seem to me to arrive with this sense of foreboding...

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by **Spinland** on Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:33 am

Between new books and new software I think I went a little overboard during Cyber Monday.

by **Spinland** on Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:27 am

I've got something for all the media dingbats with nothing better to worry about in recent days:

by **Spinland** on Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:35 pm

I feel like I need to add a postscript: I'm not condoning or condemning anyone's behavior, actual or imagined. It's possible the man's a total douche bag. I object to the media feeding frenzy over stuff like this, and Britney's missing panties, and all the other ignorant fluff that's preoccupying way too many people for way too much of their time.

Okay, here's your soap box back.
Cheers!

by **Gare** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:32 pm

Anyone got a better one?

:o)

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by **nikkie** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:24 pm

who told you that Gore is a hoax??

by **Gare** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:33 pm

If you look at today's headlines about Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Doonesbury's Bezerkistan...

"gore" clearly isn't a hoax.

...oh, oh, you mean Al Gore.

Never mind.

-f-

by **Spinland** on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:22 pm

"So, when we get there, remember Marty is allergic to sardines now, so don't ask for them. And Barb had her beak done, be sure to notice. And for god's sake don't put your feet on the coffee table this time! And another thing..."